This reminds me of when you piss shortly after fucking, and your stream gets all dramatic and suddenly splits into two separate but equal streams. Slowly, a deep sadness washes over you as you realize all those good times of having one pee stream are gone now. Things change. The world moves on. You weren’t ready. You didn’t enjoy it while it was here, and now it’s gone. Split in two right before your very eyes. Just as you begrudgingly accept your double barrel urethra, a miracle! The two streams rush back together to form one. Your eyes close as a single tear escapes down your face. As you smile and shake the fuck out of your now drained wiener, you wonder with a hint of regret “will I ever see two streams again?”