Fucking listen here. This aggression is not towards you but you fucking triggered me. There is a food place near our school I used to go to for lunch. Their top item, presumably, was poutine. And it was fucking fantastic alright. Fries, gravy, and cheese curds. I go back one day and you know what I fucking notice? They’re using *shredded cheese*.

Let that sink in.

*Shredded*.

*Cheese*.

That’s not poutine! Poutine has to have curds! Who do these fucking morons think they are, swapping shredded cheese in for curds? Let me say that again: you cannot have poutine without goddamn cheese curds! That’s just bastardizing it! Maybe I’m a purist but it’s fucking foul that people would even think about doing that, and then think that they can slide it under *my* nose?

I don’t fucking think so!

Those little shits are gonna have a storm
coming their way, and when they see it they had better run like the little shits they are.

Fuck them.