Yeah but that’s where Trump has outsmarted you. He said “NoBODY knew there’d be a pandemic.” Trump doesn’t have a body. He knew AND noBODY knew. That must be the explanation because he’s the most honest person alive. I’m still trying to figure out how that works, he might be a robot, I’m not sure but once we discover the truth, rest assured I’ll let you know and then keep it a secret until after the election. I originally thought he was a little man piloting a Trump robot like in Men in Black but that can’t be right because he has a body. It’s just small. It could be some kind of hologram technology. You know like with what they.used to take down the twin towers and hide our flat sky with a round one with satellites.


I should tell you that I’m not actually a Trump supporter. Ha ha. I fooled you. That was me playing one for fun. I know I must have confused you with what undoubtedly must seem like an average line of reasoning thought up by a Trump supporter. Be a good sport about it will you…