# OKBR HQ, Le Retard, Chalmazel-Jeansagnière, France

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# My OKBR HQ review

# Relief

I was driving down the streets looking for a place to stay at night. Most hotels near the area were fully booked. I was losing hope and thought I had to sleep in my Fiat Punto once again. I drove north Le Retard street and saw a big sign that read ‘OKBR HQ HOTEL’. This hotel didn’t show up on any of the hotel booking sites I used so I was a bit sceptical. I decided to park my car and walk towards the hotel’s front doors.

I walked at the reception desk with a grain of hope. For my relief, there was one room available, but for a hefty price. It was so late at night and I was feeling tired. Sleeping in the Fiat last night was so uncomfortable. I had really no other option than to take that room.

# Journey to the fifth floor

a nice plus sized guy dressed in a weird bunny costume helped me with my luggage. Since all the elevators were broken, I had to walk up the stairs. There were human feces everywhere. And I had to put some serious effort to not accidentally step on it. To my amazement, Joe Biden And Mr. Obama ran down the stairs past me. They ran past me so fast that I couldn’t process the situation quickly enough to ask for a picture together. I decided not to run after them but continued my journey up the stairs

# Strange noises

When I arrived at the fifth floor. I stopped for a moment, because I heard giggling coming from my room. I took the key card and put it very quietly in the key card reader. I opened the door slowly. I was absolutely shocked by what I saw. There were half a dozen healthy looking naked women in the room. They looked at me as if they were waiting for my arrival. The situation got really weird when they started calling me daddy. I told them that I was not in fact their father and I asked them politely to get out of my room.

# Job well done bunny boy

After I kicked those women out. I tipped the plus sized luggage boy who was dressed up in a bunny costume. I asked him what his name was. He didn’t reply and I saw him getting visibly uncomfortable. Awkward silence lasted for about five seconds. I told him that he does a great job at carrying luggage. I gave him some more cash and a firm pat on the shoulder. He walked away saying nothing. I went in to my room for a good night sleep.

# Pros and cons

Cons:

\- Strangers in my room.

Pros:

\- Very good luggage carrying service. Bunny costume is a fun idea.

\- Strong nuanced smells that I kind of enjoyed.

\- Obama and Joe Biden visited there.

*Overall pretty good place. I would give it 4 stars out of 5.*

*OKBR(okbuddyretard)