Sorry if requests are not allowed, but I’m looking for the type of copypasta that can be found from under a hot girl posting a nice picture, and everyone is commenting like “😍😍😍 slayy queeen”.

So you reply under that with the copypasta, that’s like “she’s not even that good looking, maybe 3/10, if you look at her jawline and cheeks closely, you can….”
So the copypasta goes something like that. I’ve seen some really good ones, but can’t fucking find them. Can someone please post one, or if someone is good at creative writing, write one please :’-D