I was going to a starbucks with my pregnant wife and ordered a large frappe with extra pumkin. The lady in the cashstore accidentally typed the wrong order and apoligzed immedietaly after. The boss of the starbucks was angry and said she lost her paycheck that month for that. Thats when my 4 month old fetus tapped my wifes belly.


Everyone got extremely quiet, but this military man ( who was actually Louis Mountbatten btw) knew morse code and translated for us. Thats when my kid used morse code to say to the boss ” *Thou shalt not muzzle the ox* when he *treadeth out the corn* ” everybody applauded and the store owner gave us free coffee for a year because of the good business advice. The lady thanked us and told us she would name her firstborn after our kid. And everybody clapped a second time. The end.