What the fuck did you say about me, you cis rapist? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in gender studies, and I’ve been involved in numerous public raids on 4chan, and I have banned over 300 misogynist shits. I am trained in not citing my sources and I’m the top land whale in the entire Tumblr army. You’re nothing to me but another trigger. I will ban you the fuck out with butthurt the likes of which have never been seen on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with raping me over the Internet? Think again, cis white boy. As we speak I’m contacting my secret network of landwhales all over #stopgamergate and your account is being rustled right now so you better prepare your jimmies, sexist pig. The media will biasly slander out the pathetic little thing you call a gender. You’re fucking dead, rapist. I can be anywhere, anytime, and kill you with my massive fat folds, and that’s just with my bare keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in being triggered, I have access to the entire arsenal of Tumblr, and I will use it to its full extent to send death threats to your family all over the fucking Internet, fucking patriarchal bitch. If only you could have know what raging hormone filled butthurt your little “clever” comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have circumcised yourself. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn PTSD inducing troll. I will shitpost all over you and you will choke on your own injustice. You’re fucking dead, cis boy.