I’m happy to report that I’ve been jabbed accordingly. My left foot seems to be twitching at the sound of the Macarena while my right hand seems to be wanting to touch its own thumb in a very caressing manner. My third eye has come out from my chest rather than my forehead and I can faintly hear the voice of Bill Gates in my head saying ‘Me likey’ over and over again through my 5G antenna. /s