I’m a little girl with FOWL smelling toejam and hairy armpits riddled with skin tags and when I squish the jam between my toes, it makes a cute little fart noise. It’s all true. The sweet smell of success. I’m weirded out by one of my clients; I think he might be a serial killer! Did I mention he’s an Italian dude from New Jersey?? xD seriously!!! Usually an Italian frequently plucks his eyebrows, but Italian boy over here looks suspiciously UNPLUCKED! That makes it more weird!! One day he was distracted by a piece of folded paper he was anxiously writing on! I asked if I could see it and he never showed it to me…. should I be worried or something??
I think it’s a penis!!! but liek… XDXDXD he’s from New Jersey so… they don’t have penises?!? Lol XD but he’s Italian so like he has a noodle spagetty dick? Oh yeah and I forgut he’s Sagatarrius so… he’s prolly a cereal killer? Cornflakes? XD I’m so quirky and totes nut lik the other girls?