Satellites break down and cause tiny little particles to go flying around the earth. Those tiny particles are traveling hundreds of times faster than any bullet does. Those particles crash into other satellites and cause more particles. We have invested exactly $0 to prevent or fix this problem, and keep sending more stuff up despite the problem stacking up. Pretty soon we’ll be entirely unable to even have satellites, let alone get into space. We’ve already created an impenetrable barrier to space and have no idea what to do about it.

Global warming is coming up to the conservative non-al-gore estimate of the point of no return, and by everyone’s estimates we aren’t even doing close to enough to stop it.

Over-population is a massive problem and no-one has ever – IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY – implemented something to help this other than the Chinese, and even then only temporarily. They won’t even acknowledge it as a problem when it’s not only it’s own isolated problem, but also a solution to global warming.This one might have an explanation though. It’s unlikely the public would ever agree to breeding restrictions, so I’m guessing that Europe, Russia, China and the US have all shook hands in the background and agreed to make up an excuse for WW3 when the real reason for it is to cull the human population. Most people agree we’re on the brink of WW3 and now you know why.

Plus the “great blackout” is coming up fast, where the universe begins expanding so rapidly that not even light could escape our pocket of the universe. And what are the big problems in the media today? “A tiny fraction of the world’s population still hates gay people!” “Trump said something on twitter!” “Millenials like avocado on toast!”

Literally no-one saying “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LET’S GET OUR SHIT IN ORDER AND GET OUT TO THE STARS ASAP OR ALL HUMANITY WILL HAVE BEEN FOR NOTHING!!!”

I am really really tempted to go on but this is long enough.