Ok i know *why* they all have huge boobs, but like, where’s the boob variety?

Where is the saggitus tiddigus?

The Perkity Nerpity?

The discrete teet?

I mean sure baloonagahoogs are nice an all but you’ve gotta have balance in your life, just like how quadruple chocolate mousse needs some raspberries and a glass of milk for all of it’s flavours to reveal themselves, you need variety in the boobs of your elder sisters.