I don’t dance is NOT about gay sex. Stop looking too damn far into a song in a movie meant for kids, you damn Trumps. Seriously. There is absolutely nothing going on between Chad and Ryan. None. Whatsoever. And there is no gay subtext (nothing against gays, but y’all just lookin’ a little too far into it, that’s all) in the song. There is absolutely nothing hidden between the damn lines. And if you downvote, that just means y’all are a buncha salty little trolls. Because only a salty troll would downvote the damn truth. Y’all just can’t handle the truth. Fucking idiots. Downvoting means you’re so dumb, you make Gumball Watterson from The Amazing World of Gumball seem like Bill Gates in comparison. There’s no hidden subtext in the song at all. None. Whatsoever. Stop trying to find things that aren’t even there, you fucktards. It’s not a metaphor for anything at all. And it’s not about sexuality either, you damn clods. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a goddamn movie. It’s about as hidden as Russia on a map of Asia. Or United States on a map of North America. Or Brazil on a map of South America. Or Australia on a map of Oceania. In other words, not at all. In conclusion, y’all are stupid!