So today I wake up. I decide not to wake up, but then I do. Waking up is very hard to do for me, considering sometimes I dont want to wake up, but I do anyway, because I want to, but I don’t. This is undoubtedly the hardest part of my day. Only it isn’t. This is the hardest, but actually the easiest. I stand up and keep my balance with my, not one, but two legs. Humans are born with two legs and two arms. Did you know that? I bet you did not know that. Are you a human? Let me know in the comments below. Anyway, I open my door. The door us white. The knob is silver. There are no locks on the knobs unfortunately. Anyway, I walk down the hall. Not up, but down. I pass my Mom’s room, my sister’s room, then my bathroom. I am now in the kitchen. I walk into the dining room. There is a table. Very nice. I see my dog laying on a blanket covered in dog hair on the couch. My dog is named Bella. She gets so excited she rolls over waiting for me to rub her belly. Then, as the day goes on, I go to my dad’s house. First we park at the side, then open the gate, then walk along the path, then we are at the side entrance. Then there are stairs. We go up the stairs. There is a door. We open the door. We step through the doorframe. Then we get in. We are usually greeted with my step mom and my step brother. Then I go to sleep in the bunk bed me and my sister sleep on. I sleep on top since I am older. Then I go to sleep. I wake up a bit later than I usually do at 6:00 AM instead waking up at 7:02 AM. I go to the couch, where my other dogs, Olivia and Elliot, and start writing a copypasta to r/copypasta. I’m not sure you would want to read it right now, but I’ll tell you anyway. Here it goes: So today I wake up. I decide not to wake up, but then I do. Waking up is very hard to do for me, considering sometimes I dont want to wake up, but I do anyway, because I want to, but I don’t. This is undoubtedly the hardest part of my day. Only it isn’t. This is the hardest, but actually the easiest. I stand up and keep my balance with my, not one, but two legs. Humans are born with two legs and two arms. Did you know that? I bet you did not know that. Are you a human? Let me know in the comments below. Anyway, I open my door. The door us white. The knob is silver. There are no locks on the knobs unfortunately. Anyway, I walk down the hall. Not up, but down. I pass my Mom’s room, my sister’s room, then my bathroom. I am now in the kitchen. I walk into the dining room. There is a table. Very nice. I see my dog laying on a blanket covered in dog hair on the couch. My dog is named Bella. She gets so excited she rolls over waiting for me to rub her belly. Then, as the day goes on, I go to my dad’s house. First we park at the side, then open the gate, then walk along the path, then we are at the side entrance. Then there are stairs. We go up the stairs. There is a door. We open the door. We step through the doorframe. Then we get in. We are usually greeted with my step mom and my step brother. Then I go to sleep in the bunk bed me and my sister sleep on. I sleep on top since I am older. Then I go to sleep. I wake up a bit later than I usually do at 6:00 AM instead waking up at 7:02 AM. I go to the couch, where my other dogs, Olivia and Elliot, and start writing a copypasta to r/copypasta. I’m not sure you would want to read it right now, but I’ll tell you anyway. So what do you think of my copy pasta? It’s my first one ever. Thank you and have a good day. Did I forget to mention that for full effect you should read this in a British accent? I dont think so. In fact I just said it, so therefore I did mention it.