The evidence is pretty much that he’s such a himbo GILF that no woman could resist him.

Let’s start off with our first piece of evidence. Here’s a line from Jodi that indicates she’s fooling around with the mayor: “If I don’t spend any time outside, I’ll go crazy!”

As we know from one particular event its devastatingly clear Mayor Lewis LOVES fooling around with the ladies, outside, *in the bushes.* Helloooo people! I mean, how can you all be so blind!? Jodi is absolutely torn by lust at the very thought of it!

Another prime example, Caroline on Tuesday, Aerobics day which takes place from 1pm to 4pm says, “Hmm…Should I wear something special to the aerobics meet-up today?”

Well guess who’s hanging around Pierre’s shop from 12:20pm to 4pm on Tuesday? That’s right! The town bicycle, *Mayor Lewis.* It’s undeniable that Caroline is looking to fix herself up and look sexy for the man. How has no one realized!?

Don’t even get me started with Robin. First off, you find the woman’s ax lost out in the middle of the woods. What respectable carpenter forgets their ax of all things!? Clearly she found herself busy in the bushes, mayhap up a tree even, with a certain mustachioed man. Probably got caught again by some poor bystander and in flustered embarassment ran off without the darn thing.

At one point she even says to you, “You can make a lot of things out of wood.”

Yes.

Yes you can Robin.

The last and final piece of evidence I have for you is the fact that Mayor Lewis was good friends with your grandpa. Such good friends that he mentions to you shortly after meeting him, “So, how was your first night in the old cottage? Your grandpa used to complain about the rickety old bed.”

Now, I’m sure at this point you’re shaking your head and scoffing audibly at me. But hear me out. Mayor Lewis never once said it was Grandpa’s own bed he complained about. In fact, it’s just so utterly, undeniably obvious that Grandpa was chastising Lewis for making your mom’s bed creak in the heat of their passion every night.

“But I think, deep down, he actually loved that house.”

Did he Lewis? Did he you damn, dirty tramp!?

In conclusion, Mayor Lewis is not only every other bachelor/bachelorette’s Papi, but he’s YOURS too. So you best think twice about marrying anyone in this tight knit, small town (does anyone else hear a banjo strumming?) and take the only safe bet home with you, Krobus.

Thank you all for hearing me out and I hope you will all start putting the pieces together and seeing the real trail of breadcrumbs CA left for us.

Please discuss.

Edit: I really want to thank everyone for the engagement on this post of very true and obvious facts, you all helped me pass a slow day of mucking about the farm. I just wanted to add a few more important bits that have come to light through discussion here.

In regards to Pam: We know for certain that Lewis must have been avoiding her for a while, and she started drinking as result, but eventually Pam happily declares, “Hey, did you hear about the ol’ bus? Yep… I’m back on the saddle, kid… hehe. Feels nice.”

You might be thinking she’s talking about the newly repaired town bus, but no, she is in fact saucily referring to Mayor Lewis as the Bus. A bit of a play on words in order to speak openly about their illicit activities without letting on about their dirty little secret.

In regards to Lewis swinging both ways: I strongly suspect that Mayor Lewis is in fact bisexual and isn’t at all put off at the idea of tossing his sausage, if you will, with the fellas either. This is strongly evidenced by how much time he spends in Willy’s cabin.

Willy himself even alludes to their nightly encounters when he wistfully sighs, “I need a little warm-me-up to be ready for another winter night on the ocean.” Obviously Lewis is heavy on his mind.