That is/was some TOP Grade random shit to pop-up on this sneaky midnight Reddit fix! IMO that is….
Ive done crawled off and huddled up in this here dark corner of this Public Rest area somewhere in the sticks of Virginia off the Highway, with the idea of finding some sexy ass fat hoe around here to have a business meeting with. After quickly failing due to a majority of the asshats around on these corners displaying their bigot fuck boy Big Brains by auto-hatin on a ninja for the color of his CP (clown paint, for those who didn’t already get that lol) I decided to take on other routes of fun in the backwoods sun… So, here I am in said Public Bathroom off the Hwy mentioned earlier, location: That same dark corner and I’m getting my phone out and myself situated. Intending to go to some of my favorite Adult Themed Websites to browse around, to look for dance inspiration that usually helps me practice Palmela Handersons’ Five(5) Knuckle Shuffle. Well, like every genius in this situation would, I decides to briefly check on Reddit for that quick dose of ‘HQ Shitposting’ to keep from going into detox I stumble onto this video here… Lemme conclude my story by saying this: It Served well for BOTH Purposes! I was gigglin like a school girl who just learned how to shuffle with all Five(5) of her knuckles. It was relaxing, and so much fun that I’m here now writing up my 5 Star Review priming it for its release as a much needed Yelp Review. It has a good fun atmosphere for ages 18+. One tip to new visitors from a fresh patron, bring a wet suit cuz it’s exciting and gets wet fast!