The day is finally here. “What day is that”? Good question. Today is the day I’ve decided to tell you all about our amazing life together. Yes, you and I. We met nearly two years ago on Reddit. You were browsing one morning avoiding work, and all other responsibilities. You had no expectationsor preconceived notions. You were a bit bored and you often find these post comical and quite entertaining. You smirked adorably after reading the first couple of sentences (yes just like you are now). Keep reading it gets better. Here’s a totally random fact about the future. No, the cars still aren’t flying but *drum roll please* cats and dogs both have the ability to talk. They wear this small device on their throats. That said apparently cats and dogs both hate wearing clothes and also despise the sound of Judge Judy’s voice.

Now, back to you and I. So currently we’re so stinking cute together. I mean we don’t dress a like…well…not yet at least. We share the most amazing inside jokes, I share my food with you and I don’t care how much time it takes you to get ready or decide what you want to eat. You never back down from random foot races and *second drum roll please* we often cook together. Our kitchen chemistry is phenomenal. We both like spice/heat, sushi and you’re the best baker I know outright. Endless Target trips and I won’t even mention our uncanny C-U-D-D-L-E abilities. Workouts together, spur of the moment day trips, and *buckle your seat belt* we text, share memes, and talk about everything. No subject/detail too small or too big. We just really like being into each other.

I have to hop back in my time travel Amazon truck (have to be as inconspicuous as possible). I need to buy a new plant and also plan our next game night. You bet me that you’re finally going to beat me in UNO. Loser has to do ten push-ups in the candle section of, you guessed it Target. *Taking a bow* feel free to the applaud and toss roses. Pretty clever post right 😉. No roses…no problem. I’ll settle for a reply message and we’ll call it even. Talk to you soon.