Time to turn sadness into idiot humor.

Let’s crank up the machine

\*crank* \*crank* \*crank*

Put the sad thoughts in and the shitposts come out. It’s a simple process, really. Quite a few people are capable. Just a few flicks of these switches…

\*sound of multiple switches being flipped*

Now we wait for the thoughts to be processed and we send them to the blender. After the blending section, set a timer for about 10-15.

After the timer rings, place the blended solution in a box and refrigerate for 2 hours. When it’s cool, drop it into the grinder and let it empty out as a liquid ooze. The ooze is the main ingredient. Mix it with some trauma and mental illness and you have a Shitpost.