heres a copypasta i made for my steam profile. this is what csgo players see when they enter

you’re probably here because you’re a triggered little bitch. No worries–here are some steps you can take to help you get over yourself!

1. Jack off to your favorite waifu. This will relieve stress and your post masturbation guilt will actually be a mood improvement from when you started. Since you can’t seem to get a chance to take a girl to bed (probably just bad luck) Your nut now has purpose. A win win!
2. Take a cold shower. This is great because knowing that you’re a sweaty monster of a nerd, you have to wash away those groddy grease and grime stains off your body. Squeaky clean at last!
3. Go play Fortnite. Since you clearly don’t have the mental capacity to deal with emotional stress like an adult, why not go bash some 12 year olds?
4. Just uninstall. The climax of your gaming experience–The uninstall of Counter-Strike should be a very healthy release for you. Seeing as how you take video games so seriously, you might want to quit and take up smoking. Yes. Maybe you get cancer in the end, but it was small in comparison to the doses you were giving everyone else. #LetsBeatCancer.

If none of these work, then congrats, you’re beyond help! Lucky for you, this is a common result, Just know that there are plenty of cucks JUST like you, and “Joining the club” isn’t necessarily a downgrade in YOUR life.