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Alright. lets do this by the books of wisdom.

What I want from any female for relationship.

**1: Female addresses me as Master, owner, hubby, or God.**

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**2: Female does not start drama, harass, or nag**

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**3: Female obeys all my commands.**

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**4: Female is loyal and never cheats.**

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**5: Female does not masturbate as all her sexual lust must be saved for me.**

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**6: Female must be virgin before we meet and stay with me forever.**

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**7: Female must always ask for my permission for most things.**

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Typical interaction between owner and female should go as following:

Master: Whats for dinner today?

Female: Whatever you desire master, I live to serve you.

Master Go prepare the bed for sex.

Female: Yes. master! At once, I am so excited!

During sex act:

Female: Oh god yes master! Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, cum in me!

Master: When I’m ready, calm down pet.

Female: Yes master, you are lord and king here, I only exist to serve you.

Master: Who owns you?

Female: You own my mind, body, and soul master. My heart completely belongs to you.

Master: Of course it does. Good pet.

Later while cuddling about to fall asleep:

Female: Thank you for being a good master to me. I know I’m just a worthless being of darkness but you shine your light on me anyway. I am so lucky to have you as my owner.

Master: Its okay, I enjoy it.