Timmy is an average DICK,

That no one understands,

Mom and Dad and DICK always giving him DICK.

Bed twirp!


Doom and DICK up in his room,

Is broken instantly,

By his magic little DICK who grant his every wish,

Cuz in reality they are his Odd DICK, Fairly Odd DICK,

Wands and wings,

Floaty Crowny DICK,


Odd DICK, Fairly Odd DICK,

Really DICK, pea DICK, buff DICK, hot DICK,

Ob-DICK, rubber DICK, green DICK, guave DICK,

Giant DICK, birthday DICK, large Fries, chocolate D I C K,


Odd DICK, Fairly Odd DICK,

It flips your DICK when you are the kid,

With Fairly Odd DICK,


Yeah right,


D I C K