I want to get married and have kids someday. I’m 37. I’m only willing to start seeeing someone between the very legal ages of 16 and 25 whom does not already have children. I know the batters will hate. Ignore them. I will give the next woman to have dinner with me $1000. I’m going to need video proof of your age, residency in Spokane and a statement declaring your feelings about me. I have to trust you are not going to just take the money and depart the scene. I’m thinking a meetinmeeting at Churchill’s. This is a lot of money.