Step on my throat, you rudely large man.

Shatter my knees, you fuckable redwood.

Ravage my lungs, you relentless hillock.

Break my fingers, you brooding mountain.

Snap off my toes, you big, unwashed buffalo.

Sneeze in my McFlurry, you pensive bison.

Pull my heart out through my ear, you meaty oak tree.

Impale my brain, you unacceptable monstrosity.

Chokeslam me to hell, you nasty shed.

Jam your mandible claw down my throat, you irredeemable steer.

Slap a restraining order on me, you forlorn block.

Beg me to stop, you menacing obstacle.

Collapse on my chest, you impenetrable barrier.

Crush my ribcage, you load-bearing behemoth.