“Lololol, my son 🧒 asked me if he could play outside with his friend Timmy. Now, I had just gotten back from a 1k 🏃‍♀️ with my friend (if you count going to the kitchen for another glass of wine 🍷🍷🍷 as running, lol wine mom jokes 😂😂🤣😂🤣). So I was tired 😮‍💨, so I told him not now, but he gave me a look 👀 as he walked away. So I decided to teach him a lesson. So I smashed 🔨 his Xbox, sold 🤑 his toys, and threw away his rooms furniture. He told me he hates 😡 me and hid in his room, and I feel terrible now 😭😭😭. I thought I did everything right, what can I do to make him love ❤️ me again?”