Seriously I don’t know what’s wrong with people these days. I see it online and I hear it on the streets all the damn time: “Gay this, gay that, gay gay gay.” Give it a rest. Most straight guys are hella gay ffs.

Let me put it into perspective for you: what do gay guys usually get up to? They suck each others cocks and they get shit on their dicks. Is that really so fucking gay? Really? THINK about it.

Sucking cock for example – how exactly is that gay? Almost every man out there masturbates right. They have had a cock in their hands hundreds if not thousands of times. A real, full-on cock. The fuck is the difference then if it’s theirs or another guy’s? A dick is a dick man.

SO THEN if tossing off your buddy because he is stressed out (and his girl is being a cunt) is not gay, then why would sucking him off be any different? It’s basically the same thing, therefore sucking cock ain’t gay at all.

And if you think about it more even more – cocks are masculine. They are the embodiment of manhood. Men are SUPPOSED to like masculine things because we are MEN goddammit. We aren’t little sissy fags.

Same thing goes for fucking arse. A mans arse is a rough, hairy, dirty, sometimes greasy, MASCULINE thing. Getting shit on your cock sure ain’t for pussies. Fucking arse is for real men – not like that sissy pansy shit you straight boys get up to.

Yeah that’s right. I am sure it is real nice for you – balls deep in a nice, fluffy, plump, smooth, FEMININE girls ass.

And don’t even get me started on pussy – PUSSY is the gayest, most feminine thing on the goddamn planet. It is soft, silky, pink, all delicate and sensitive; it basically cries, weeps. It sort of looks like a flower and oh what a surprise it smells feminine too, just like a flower.

What? You like feminine shit, mr. straight-FAGGOT? Do you like titties? Awh so soft and bouncy and girly! Do you enjoy playing with your little girl toys while us real men are out here grafting, getting stuck in, grit and grimace – being fucking men? Have at it man. Have at it.

So next time you go around calling everything and everyone gay, just stop and think; take a long hard look at yourself and realise you are more gay than any shit-shovelling cocksucker will ever be.