>I was only 9 years old
>I loved KFC so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Sanders every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>”Sanders is love” I say; “Sanders is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a fаggоt
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for KFC
>I called him a сunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Sanders
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “You’re Finger Lickin’ Good.”
>He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my аss-cheeks for Colonel
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Sanders
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Colonel
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with 11 herbs and spices
>My dad walks in
>Sanders looks him straight in the eyes and says “I’m Lovin’ It.”
>Colonel leaves through my window
>Sanders is love. Sanders is life.