Hi, my name is Hans, did you order your eastern expansion yet? Only potential liablities include losing most of your Jewish population and maybe falling to communism in 1945 if you live in the east. If you order today, you’ll get a Reich doormat and Hitler balloons for the kids! You better hurry, because this service will no longer be available mid-1945!
Also, if you turn in your Jewish neighbor, you’ll get a free “find that Jew board game!”. If there is anyone who is not Aryan and you don’t like, you can have us pick them up for the low price of 1 year of service to the Wehrmacht on the eastern front! Now, make your decision, will this require an invasion or will we be able to walk in? Thank you for listening and remember to always “Sieg heil!”