for years we have stood back and watched the destruction of our core values. the object show community is being dismantled by great evils and heretics which try to tear our great community apart and turn it into a cesspool of human degeneracy. these great evils are numerous and perilous, including those who incite drama on purpose, those who request leafy selfsuck, those who deform the true meaning of object shows by forming headcanons regarding gender and sexuality, and by far the greatest evil of all, those who ship coinpin.

coinpin is the root of all evil in our fair community, and displays in full the wrongs committed to us. not only is it a deep and thorough symbolism of the peoples money and attention (coiny) being diverted and consumed by the horrible men and evil in big business and capitalists (pin), it is also a direct spit in the face of the traditions of our ancestors and those who came before us. our forefathers, wise in their infinite wisdom, believed in that the people should focus on those who need the attention the most. bfdi showed us this message at first, but it was subverted and destroyed by the evils when the capitalist caught wind of it.

it is time we reject modernity and embrace tradition. to return the osc to the way god intended it to be. needle is the symbol of the workers struggle for control of the world to remove it from the hands of great evils, and to see such great sick and twisted perversions of the workers struggle such as this blasphemous work of art should make us shudder to our cores. we must return to our great and glorious tradition, and return our beliefs to the great shipping of coineedle, for then perhaps the sun shall shine once more on the community that god had given us.

coineedle good. coinpin bad.