As all good Americans know, our great nation is under siege by the forces of Satan, embodied by Communism, Socialism, and all other forms of Liberal delusion. The government interferes in business and hands out our money to Liberal scum. Nobody wants to work. And what’s worse, our children go masked in the schools, cut off from the pure air of our lord Jesus, as the school boards fill them with propaganda and deadly vaccines. Socialism is at our door. Q has fallen and Trump has abdicated his sworn duty before God. My brothers and sisters in Christ, what can we do? We need a plan to get our country back, and get our kids out of the hands of the grooming Alphabet Army! I have prayed on this long and hard, and I have seen the plan of action that we need. It’s simple!

As any parent can tell you, children have a lot of energy. So much energy, in fact, that one wonders how the lord intended a father to discipline them all! These days, our precious angels are forced to spend that energy memorizing Communist propaganda and Critical Race Theory. There is no recess. There is no prayer in schools. Teachers are NPCs. Meanwhile, doing God’s work on this earth has never been more tiresome. God’s army of adults have endless work creating our strong American economy. The pressure for a father to feminize himself has never been higher. Our men are wasting their natural fortitude and masculine energy on changing diapers! It’s a sin. It’s Liberal propaganda. This is NOT what God has envisioned for our lives! But, as I said, I have seen the way.

Let there be no doubt about it, the best thing for a child is hard work. Our Founding Fathers knew it. It instills a fear of God and work ethic in them. Traditionally, children were allowed this God-given right. Not so in post-modern Communist America! This generation of entitlement has never worked for anything. They sit on their phones and ignore the economy booming all around them. But children are nimble, fast workers, and can easily do many jobs in factories, warehouses, etc. What they lack in strength we can make up for in number, eg assigning two kids to each factory station. They are also more durable than adults and can survive limbs breaking, crushing, etc easily. Instead of assigning them to Socialist indoctrination schools, let’s assign them to good, old fashioned, American jobs. Imagine American manufacturing coming back to life, our cities returning to their former glory.

At the same time, we must allow adults to seek free, faith-based education. No more grappling with LGBLMNOP+ nonsense in the supposedly adult world, no more manbabies crying about social “justice” and “human ‘rights.’” If you aren’t at least management by 30, you can join your local church to teach the gospel, or start a business. Let the kids worry about things on their level, and let the adults worry about matters of God and country.

To end, I have only one thing to add: The United States of America is the greatest country on earth. And it can be even greater! We only need to see what God has put in front of our eyes. Let us reclaim God’s country and make our economy unbeatable by even the sneaky, atheist Chinese.

Amen!