I sexually Identify as an Desert Eagle .50 AE. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of firing projectiles and dropping disgusting foreigners with my .50 AE rounds. People say to me that a person being a firearm is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a magwell, a bore barrel and a hair trigger onto my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Deagle-Chan” and respect my right to execute millons needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a deagaphobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.