he’s sitting in his gamer chair right now drinking doctor pepper and eating cheetos, wiping the dust off his dick as he jerks it off to midget porn,fucking making his dog suck his dick because he will never find a woman his age, talking shit to high schoolers because his spoiled ass will never find a good job, never have a good life, and will die by the age of 23, deleting the comment i left on his profile because if his vtuber girlfriend sees it he will never be able to live it down. he’s crying in his dirty room right now as i roast him, because his fragile ego will never recover from this hit. tomorrow, he will go back to his job at the sweatshop, where he “makes more money than you ever will”, and try to stop his tears from flowing as he gets beat by his boss. when he gets home, he will go to his room, sit in his gamer chair, take out another bag of cheetos, his favorite dinner, and will go on onlyfans, where he jerks off to women who are happily married. he will get on his favorite game, counter strike: global offensive, where he has many hours, but is hardstuck silver, and trashtalk people to make himself feel better about his miserable existence.