CHIPS AHOY IMPOSTOR AD, A DRAMATIC READING: **chocolate chip number one walks in with his exaggerated swagger** “Man, it’s not easy being so delici-” \* devious music starts playing as chip no.1 stops with a look of terror on his face, as he sees chocolate chip number two\* “Wait, don’t skip. Then you’re gonna miss out on these perfectly good snacks.” Says chip no. 2 *In split seconds, chip no. 1 starts feeling a little cocky and decides to ask CN2 a tough question.* “Best feature,” CN1 says as he tries to challenge CN2. *Of course, applying hidden background knowledge, we can infer that CN2 has been studying his stuff. So, in a matter of seconds, he OBLITERATES CN1’s plan to make him look like a fool in front of all of us.* “Chocolate chips,” CN2 says in a flash. *CN2 internally starts to get triggered over the fact that such a mortal (CN1) could be cocky like that and get away with an a-hole move like that with absolutely no legal reparations. So, to “return the favor,” he decides to throw a curveball at CN1 to make him look bad.* “Baking time,” CN2 says with an anime-ESC type of grin.” *CN1 is visibly surprised, and frankly bamboozled over such a trivial question, so much so that his drippy shoes are launched in the air, but in a matter of time, they fall down again. He also literally friggin dies lmao. He makes one last “OH” sound as the Angel of Death takes him away into the cringe river.* *CN1 visibly dies and the whole world starts mourning for such a hero.* In the final frame, the female narrator starts speaking in a mournful tone because of the loss of her beloved CN1. To honor his cringe (but amazing) legacy, she decides to promote the brand of Chips Ahoy like a true Capitalist Pig. “Chips Ahoy is here, here for happy.” She says.