One ass
Two ass
Old ass
New ass

Black ass
White ass
Loose ass
Tight ass

This one is a little star*
This one has a big ol’ scar.
Say! What a lot of asses there are!

Yes. Some are tight. And some are loose.
Some are old. And some are new.

Some need beatin’
And some need eatin’
And some need beatin’ and eatin’ all weekend.

Why do we beat and eat ass all week?
I do not know, just have a seat.

Some are thin,
Some are fat.
The fat one needs
A big ol’ pat.

From right to left,
and left to right.
This ass needs eatin’
All through the night.

Here’s an ass,
That likes some toys.
The toys bring joys,
To the happy boys.