OH MY GOD SEX IS DISGUSTING

Yes I just had my first time with sex. And let me tell you.

#SEX IS JUST SO DISGUSTING.

The flavor of a vagina is so revolting. I actually gagged multiple times and nearly threw up. The first thing I did when I got home was brush my teeth. I brushed everywhere and even scrubbed my tongue. Afterwards I threw the tooth brush in the trash.

Also another thing, a vagina feels nothing like a flesh light. Flesh light actually feels better than a vagina and even then its so boring. The entire time it felt like a chore. She was enjoying it but I was like, “This is it??? Wow. Major let down.”

Hands down this was the most anticlimactic thing I have ever experienced.

0/10 do not recommend would never try again.

It’s just so stupid. Blowing up the idea of sex to be the greatest thing in the world. It’s not. It’s just two people who really wanna have a kid but dont want the kid. Maybe I’m just different. Maybe sex isn’t my thing. I dont know but what I do know is that sex is lame. Stay virgins. At least you have that to your name. The second you have sex you’re pretty much like everyone else.

Boring lame nothing special about them.

Really, how can people find sex to be so amazing?