Smash Brothers adds Bayonetta to its cast. Presumably because Sakurai has officially lost his actual mind. I cannot underline enough how much I dislike Smash as a series (again, i realize its because of my own preferences. It’s almost literally the opposite of my taste in gaming in every way), but the fact that Bayonetta, a walking talking satirical takedown of hyper-sexualized violence-fetish fighting games, will be appearing alongside what is essentially the cast of “Retro Nostalgia: The Punching Game” sickens me.