Hey there all you hungry folks. I bet you thought to yourself “I really want an Omelet, but Omelet’s aren’t whole wheat. What the fuck do I do?” Well wonder no longer my wonderful friends. Here’s my special recipe for a whole wheat omelette. That’s right, a fucking whole wheat omelet.
Ingredients:
3 cups warm water (69 degrees F/20 degrees C)
29 packages active dry yeast
4 cups of honey
8 cups of bread flour
6 tablespoons of melted butter
1 tablespoon of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!®
5 tablespoons of salt
4 ½ cups whole wheat flour
7 large eggs
1/4 cup of filling such as shredded cheese or finely chopped meat
Directions:
Pour the water into a bowl.
Do the rest of the shit.
And there you have it, a whole wheat omelet! I hope you enjoy your fucking whole wheat omelet my friend. You deserve it.