Hey there all you hungry folks. I bet you thought to yourself “I really want an Omelet, but Omelet’s aren’t whole wheat. What the fuck do I do?” Well wonder no longer my wonderful friends. Here’s my special recipe for a whole wheat omelette. That’s right, a fucking whole wheat omelet.

Ingredients:

3 cups warm water (69 degrees F/20 degrees C)

29 packages active dry yeast

4 cups of honey

8 cups of bread flour

6 tablespoons of melted butter

1 tablespoon of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!®

5 tablespoons of salt

4 ½ cups whole wheat flour

7 large eggs

1/4 cup of filling such as shredded cheese or finely chopped meat

Directions:

Pour the water into a bowl.

Do the rest of the shit.

And there you have it, a whole wheat omelet! I hope you enjoy your fucking whole wheat omelet my friend. You deserve it.