The great Micropenis Gate scandal. A secret society of micropenis men created an article so girls will give them a chance. In order to get traction for the article, they paid famous companies to show the article first. But wait! Why would Jony Ive accept the payment? Because he ALSO has a micropenis. I hope this opens your eyes on how EVERYONE is being manipulated. Girls, now you know to never date a man with a micropenis.