What is it with all these poorly memeified reply attempts at jokes? Are you posting these comments simply for karma?

I swear, sometimes it seems like people are trying to squeeze the karma from the balls of life. Those great round creators of all that lives; the fatherly mounds of existence. But that is abuse. The spheres of humanity should not be subjected to these horrors.

Like the song of the Sirens, the sweetest sound known to man, tempts the weak and fragile to its source; then, as the tentacles of Medusa grip your heart, the quest for internet points pulls you into a hole that you cannot escape until your dying breath releases you from the chains of life. The greatest sin of man, temptation, is fulfilled, only to open the box of Pandora, releasing the endless horrors of an infinite temptation that can never be satisfied. The call of the Sirens continues, despite its source being unreachable anymore. Life is wasted in the futile attempt to reach the unknown God that holds satisfaction; the journey itself becomes the source of grief and misery.

If you had the slightest of respect for life, you would quit your attempts to dig for karma like you’re an owner of a diamond mining company in the forgotten, dreary depths of Africa. As the power of the sun — a harbinger of life and death — drains the workers of the strength within their weary bones, your comment burns through the depths of our souls and tacks on a hopelessness that is irreparable.

The power of the word can push a man into bliss or into despair. To hold that power is to hold a shining light into the very soul of a man. To behold this power is to comprehend that man is fragile. To see the use of a comment to hunt for karma, like a hunter trails after his prey, his very life-force, is to see the degradation of mankind.

To this end, you leave me no choice but to deprive you of your life-force, not for the benefit of myself, but for the benefit of yourself. Thusly, you may learn to appreciate the power of the word, and to use it wisely. Use it to benefit mankind, not to bring it down.

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