I am the Copypasta King. Bow before me as you plebeians browse this peasentry-infested wasteland of a place called a “subreddit”. I make 50% of my own pastas. To some that may seem like nothing, but to even the highest rank of meme-pasters, this is interesting. The other half you might be thinking I just repost 12 month old posts. But you see this is where you are wrong, you dirty oven. All of my copy + paste’s are from YouTube comment sections from videos with under 100 views, obscure 4chan threads with little to no people there, just browsing and browsing for hours upon hours upon hours until I find that one pasta, that meme-paste that is bound to obliterate many a Skype conversation and Reddit thread. I never visit Funnyjunk, I never visit 9gag, I never visit Buzzfeed. The mere thought of visiting these websites make my stomach churn and quiver with rage and disgust just knowing there are meme-pasters who view these sites and repost them here. If you do that, you are sick. Stop reading this, you are worthless and you need to just die immediately before you repost any more trashbag-tier text-memes. After I visit these places, on the hunt for lesser-known pastas no one will ever bother to dig deep for, I start random conversations with Skype contacts. Insulting them, challenging them, and the walls of text come pouring in, every single word crafting a perfect meme-paste that will cause laughs and anger all around. And you can bet your sweet giblets I don’t post them on Reddit. Why, you may ask? Well because then other people will repost these meme-pastes, and you think I’ll get credit? Hah, you’re wrong, of course. I keep them to myself, in a little text-doc 100 folders away, backed up on 12 different servers where no one can access them but me. Only I will see these classic meme-pastes, and no other person can have them. You are scum, you are worthless, you think you can challenge me? You are out of your league, I am centuries ahead of you when it comes to the detailed and complex art of copypasta meme-pasting. I consider you a little ant in the world of copypasta, and you will forever be that way. Have a good day.