“I am not crazy! I know he swapped those babies! I knew it was 283 AC. One after the Taking of Gulltown. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot on the small council to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That Defiance of Duskendale! Are you telling me that a King just happens to be kidnapped like that? No! He orchestrated it! Varys! He defecated through a palanquin! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own court! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the blackmail stash! But not our Varys! Couldn’t be precious Varys! Extorting them blind! And he gets to be a Master of Whisperers!? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-”

-Littlefinger