Back off you muffinhead! You stinky little muffin head! You’re a real stinker you know that? Blowing me up with an end crystal, pshhhh! Something a muffinhead would do! You know what? Fuck you! Yeah! I said it! Fuck you muffinhead! I detest you so goddamn much I won’t be able to shove muffins up my ass the same way anymore. You’re seeping into my fucking life you monster. I want to curbstomp you, and watch your fucking skull crack open like a muffin flavoured coke, and watch all your brains and teeth crash into the sidewalk and collide together into a vile mixture death. Stupid fucking cunt. My sword had sharpness on it, FUCKING SHARPNESS ON IT. AND YOU FUCKING DESTROYED IT YOU INSUFFERABLE MUFFIN HEAD. I WANT TO BEAT YOU JUST ENOUGH THAT BY THE END, YOU HANG ONTO DEAR LIFE FROM A LITTLE THREAD YOU STUPID CUNTY MUFFIN HEAD.
###I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, Y-YOUR FRIENDS, Y-Y-YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING KIN. I HATE YOU DREAM. I FUCKING HATE YOU MUFFIN HEAD. GOD I-I JUST CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE. MY ENTIRE LIFE PEOPLE USED ME AS A FUCKING TOOL. AS AN ACCESSORY. YOU KNOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A WHORE DREAM? I DID! AND THAT’S HOW I CAUGHT MY HERPES DREAM, I LIED, IT WASN’T A BIRTH DEFECT. IT WAS THE RESULT OF MY DEMONS AND MY DEPRESSION. I’M SICK OF YOUR FUCKING SHIT DREAM. I WANNA FUCKING KILL YOU. YEAH, I WANNA KILL YOU.

*badboyhalo takes out a 1911 and proceeds to cock it*

###IF I CAN’T LOOK AT MY MUFFINS THE SAME WAY, THE ONLY THING DRIVING ME OUT OF BED AND INTO MY ETERNAL TORTURE. THEN YOU’RE COMING WITH ME, MEET YOUR MAKER YOU MUFFIN HEAD

*7 gunshots crack inside the room*

*the last being saved, for the muffin man himself*