My very personal housewife application:

It’s very unusual for a man to be an housewife, however I’d do anything for ya ladies; who are always busy with your jobs, and actually spending time with your family.
You probably don’t have time to do the chores if you’re this busy… so I have an offer for you.
What if you give me a roof and food, in exchange I make ALL of your chores. You see… you might ask why I don’t have a home, right? Well I might’ve been kicked out of my own house for being a LITTLE bit too gay iykyk
I SWEAR  I’m not a simp and I’d never steal your man in case you have one(if you have one I might not assure you for them to be safe alone with me) just because I’m gay it doesn’t mean that I get every man I see, so make sure your man is ugly as hell, in fact I only fuck pretty men.
I am deeply sorry if I was sliding a bit off of the main argument but let’s get back on it. What can a homeless gay man do for you? Well I can: do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING 💯 if you noticed I’m so good at it hehe~ I know every. aspect. of slacking off, hire me if you wanna know the secret to it.

The offer is basically:

I get a roof and food

You get a personal male pet.