Now the whole town is clapping. Constantly. I tell them to shut the fuck up too and they just keep clapping. They’ve brought in people from other towns to clap too. Outside my house. Three in the morning. Nothing but clapping. I can’t sleep. My baby keeps crying because she can’t sleep and the noise is disturbing. My wife is taking the kid to her mom’s house in the morning and is considering leaving me.

Please send help.