AITA for interrupting my wife’s work-from-home meeting in a panic after the baby had an explosive shit that sprayed like 5 feet across the room and decimated our laundry and floor?

I was changing a wet diaper, and he just fucking blasted. It was terrifying, like one of those things you see in slow motion but can’t do anything to stop.

If you’ve ever seen baby poop, you know it looks like whole grain mustard. Imagine scatter shot of that literally tearing through the air like a canon firing wet shrapnel.

It got all over our laundry which we keep by the changing table. It got all over the floor. It even got on some stupid globe that my wife had there as a decoration.

Not to mention my arm, which I did not pull back fast enough. And I’ve got pretty hair arms so it was stuck all up in there.

Unbelievable.

 Anyway, I panicked and starting shouting for her to come up stairs and help me. I hope she muted her meeting before she came up, because when she came up she was yelling, spitting mad. Shouting at me about how I was selfish asshole for interrupting her meeting. I showed her the mess. She took the baby and said, “Fucking clean it up!”

 Am I an asshole like she says for interrupting? I mean I know work is important, but this was a moment of panic for me. Now I should be cleaning it up- I can admit that. But the way she commanded me to do it and then stormed away… All I cleaned was my arm, and now I’m just sitting here, looking at the mess and thinking how pissed I am instead of doing anything. I want some help since this is literally the grossest thing I’ve ever seen and I don’t handle gross stuff well.

 AITA for interrupting her meeting and asking for help with this? And WIBTA if I refuse to clean it without help?