I got into a bar fight once a few years ago, against a heavier and younger guy. . I box and train in Muay Thai.

The dude kept trying to get me in a bear hug or take me down to the ground, some college wrestler. Trying a neck hold. A few fast jabs to get his nose bleeding, throw him off his game, then went after his legs and ribs with some quick sweeps and knees. Then his boys started yelling yo what’s with that kicking shit you can’t do that.

Two smoking left hooks to the temple took all the mustard out of him. They never can duck a punch they don’t see coming and y left hook is my money maker. Didn’t put him down, because he just tapped. Didn’t see a need to get on the pavement and get all rashed up.

I didn’t remember a fracking contract before the fight. Don’t go after my bro two on one, motherfucker. We’re in our 40s and 50’s the dudes had 25 pounds and years on us.

It’s amazing how just a few years of training can really equalize a fight real quick. Plus they had a lot more alcohol in them too.

Edit: and if you’re going to be a LOT bigger than me and really try to go dirty, I’ll take ya down with a sweep, grab your fucking dick in both of my hands, and wring that fucker like a goddam dishrag.

Edit: The dick wringing was my version of the tree fiddy. Man I can’t believe how many people bought that.