wow… WOW. wow. so you guys are so into yourselves, like you are so commited to censoring innocent people, that you’re just gonna go and try to get my Patreon deleted now. oh you have an opinion of me, so you’re just gonna try and RUIN my entire career. REALLY? is THAT what you’re going to do? OH im sorry, the FBI never showed up! OH im sorry, the cops are all about onion boy because turns out, didn’t break a single law! so what do we do? OH, WELL OUR OPINIONS HAVE BEEN INVALIDATED SO MANY TIMES OF HIM THAT WE’RE GONNA DISABLE HIS PATREON! wow! wow, you would really do that! YOU WOULD REALLY DO THAT?! GYYHHHH! YOU TRIIED TO DO THE FBI! DIDNT WORK! YOU TRIIED TO DO THE POLICE! DIDNT WORK! so instead… you resort to the PAYCHECK! AND YOU GOT IT! YA GOT IT! all my patrons have been DELETED! are you happy… NOWW?! GYAH! DERRRHHHHHHHHHH! RRHHHHHHHHH! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, HUH?! IS THIS WHAT- YOU WANT A TOTAL… MELTDOWWWN?! do ya like kombucha?! I LOOOVE KOMBUCHA! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOOOO! OOH! WOH! DRINK’S LIKE PEE AND SMELLS EVEN WORSE! OOOH! WOOWOOWOO, MY PATREON’S DELETED! WOH! MY PATREON! WEHWEOOH! what am i gonna do?! WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?! WHA AM I GUH AH DO NAO?! MERRHH! MRH! WHA AM I GUH DO?! WHAT AM I GUHN AH DEW?! I’M COVERED IN KOMBUCHA, AND I HAVE NO MORE PATREONS! WAHAH! WAHH! EAHHUHHH! WAAGGHH! BLEGGH! AGHYOU DID THIS TO MEEHH! ALL OF YOUAAGHHH!