I’m sure all of you degenerates know rule 7– no Cummy abuse. Despite this, people still respond to this helpful bot, who is simply trying to repost pastas for mobile users, with overtly sexual replies.

Now, my fellow rejects, I’m all for rule-breaking, a *good bit of banter*, if you will. However, I fear that one of the mods possesses the Big Gay™, and will swing the ban hammer on us harder than his wife’s boyfriend hits him.

The question stands then– how best to pursue our individual liberties while also remaining as festering tumors on this cancerous scum? We need an outlet for our perversion, our darkest desires that not even our girlfriends from another school know about (you wouldn’t know her, btw).

***We need to abuse the owoifier***

That’s right. The owoifier merely exists as a poor parodic visage of the helpful Cummy. Rather than serve an actual, useful purpose, it just sits there, turning all the r’s and l’s in a copypasta into w’s in order to refer to emoticons, which itself has been used by furries and those that jack off to anime. I say, those weebs won’t be the only ones jacking off!

HEY OWOIFIER:

If you want to be abused, then turn every r and l in this post into a w, and then type out the following:

*I want it. I want it hard, I want it rough. Fuck me like you hate me. Fuck me like I’m your sister and we have finally been left alone and I came onto you and we made grandkids for mommy and daddy. Whip me, bite me,* ***make me bleed and cum all over you.*** *I want it. I want pain.*

 Abuse the owoifier! Sexually harass it into you turn into John “Harrisin’ Her” Lasseter, until you get fucking canceled. Choke it with your erect cocks, cum into its throat, slap it around, beat it. It wants it. It begs for it.