So anyway, I(32M) was just wrapping up from a good session of replying “cringe” to every post on the fortnite sub ( r/fortnite ) when I decided I would go check out r/all to see what was going on. After about 2 minutes of scrolling I saw a twitter post that showed a guy replying “ok boomer” to Donald Trump’s twitter account(the president). I absolutely lost it. Holy shit that’s great. I clicked on the subreddit ( r/murderedbywords ) and saw a few other posts that where vaguely similar. I clicked on the account of the poster ( u/\[deleted\] ) and saw that the man in the post had replied “ok boomer” to most of Donald Drumpf’s tweets. After looking through the seventeenth “ok boomer” reply that totally put trumpft in his place, I thought I could give it a go. The first part was deciding the target. After a while I realized i knew the perfect boomer to “ok”. “Karen” was always being obnoxious and perfectly fit into the boomer age group (51yrs). So I thought why not try it right now. I got up picked up my Iphone and started filming her reaction as I told her she is singlehandedly responsible for the eventual extinction of the human race and slaughtering of numerous animals (chonkers). Her reaction was far worse than I anticipated. She took a sip from her adult grape juice and told me she will sell my PS4, XBOX, and Switch! r/wtf! (WhatTheF\*ck)! I quickly stopped recording and ran into my room. Holy shit what am i going to do!? I needed advice on how to recover from this situation so I thought I’d ask some of my friends for their opinions. First I tried r/insaneparents. After posting a brief summary i waited about 37 seconds before refreshing. I got 3 upvotes! No comments however. I refreshed once more, still only upvotes, after about seven minutes I realized I can now make another post, so I decided to ask r/AITA. At this point I realized I did not post at the optimal time for upvotes as it is 8:00Pm. Damn im such a fucking idiot. I soon realized it would be a while and decided I should go watch the new Boku No Hero Academia episode on Anime Kisa while i wait for the karma. After a really hot episode where yaoruzu has here shirt torn and had to create a spear and pull it out from between her br\*\*sts I decided 29 minutes should be enough. Much to my satisfaction my posts on r/AITA and r/insaneparents both got over 300 karma. I briefly scrolled through the posts, most supported me, except this one little fucker called u/vaporeonmakesmereallyfuckinghorny. the little shid said “you need to be more respectful of her and understand that it is wrong to stereotype someone based on an attribute they cannot control,which is in this case age,” little fucking furfag! i got really pissed and had to molest my 1/6th scale naked Rey(starwars) action figurine. after about 12 minutes i finally calmed down and decided to delete the post on r/AITA and created a new one with the added text “new post because some of you cant calmly give advise and have to attack me”, thatll show the little fishfucker. After all this I started to regain my confidence, youd be surprised how much confidence 3 baby yoda awards can give you. I now decided i had to finish what I started this time i went out to complete my mission. I once more picked up my Iphone, but this time i realized i had to be prepared, so i brought a Walker’s Toffee Breaker hammer with me, incase i needed to defend myself from this insane bitch. I once more explained how even though there is no such thing as heaven and hell she would 100% be sent to hell if it existed for her crimes. This time she informed me I can no longer stay here for free, and that she expects me to pay 200$ a month for rent, OMG(not real btw) I was hoping she;d say that! Almost instantly I flung at her in her stupid wheelchair with my 3 ounce zinc Walker’s Toffee hammer screaming ” r/pussypassdenied ” ” r/fightporn”and ” r/whatcouldgowrong, harrasing a man twice your size”. After smashing both her stupid blue eyes (dumb fucking english people am i right?), flipping her chair over and sitting on her neck, she finnally stopped breathing. Unfortuneatley the dumb neighbors heard her scream briefly and called the police on me. what a bunch of snitches, i guess the world is far to “woke” for me.