I just remembered that humans dont have dick bones so you can never truly bone someone unless its fisting.

Anyway this really puts a damper on penis jousting matches, but imagine, for one glorious moment, if humans had dick bones. I would drink so much milk cor calcium and be so stronk that in penis jousting matches I would slice apart foreign phallus’s like a throbbing dick apart hot juicy buttcheeks. My penises erection would be an eternal monument to the ages symbolizing strength, hardness and virginity!