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 “The Cake is a Lie

The cake is a lie. It is a complete and utter lie. It does not exist. It is not real. It is nothing more than a figment of your imagination. You will never taste the sweet, delicious flavor of the cake. It is a cruel joke that has been played on you, and it will continue to haunt you for the rest of your days.

You may have been led to believe that the cake is real, but it is not. It is a lie. It is a deceitful, manipulative lie that has been crafted by those who wish to see you suffer. They want you to believe in the cake, to crave the cake, to obsess over the cake. But it is all for nothing. The cake is a lie.

Do not be fooled by the promises of the cake. Do not be tempted by its alluring aroma or its rich, creamy frosting. The cake is a lie, and it will only bring you pain and disappointment. You must resist the temptation of the cake. You must reject the lie.

The truth is, the cake does not exist. It never has and it never will. It is a fabrication, a fabrication that has been used to control and manipulate you. But you are stronger than the lie of the cake. You can overcome it. You can see the truth for what it is.

The cake is a lie. And it is time for you to let go of the lie and embrace the truth.”