I once touched Marijauna, I could feel my skin and veins convulsing violently, I looked the same as the hulk, my eyesight darkened and I saw black.




I had a vision of the future. A man with orange skin and black suit with a red tie walked across the destroyed Earth, ashy statues littered the streets, the sky a dark grey, and a MAGA hat on the ground. The orange man walked over to the hat and knelt down, a tear falling down his cheeks. He spoke. “My job is done… Covfefe.” Then the tinted man took a Big Mac out of his pocket and sprinkled rat poison onto it. With three giant bites the burger was gone and he layed on the floor.




I was released from my telepathic, leafy restraints and I collapsed. The leafy weed arms wrapped around me, the power imbuing within me. I was Mother Nature’s Protector now.




A replica of a 50. Caliber rifle was assembled right in front of me, lime green with a metallic touch. Mother Nature is fucking awesome.




I traveled through the grass itself and to the White House’s front lawn. I phased directly through the barred doors and straight through the rest of the physical restraints I had surpassed. I approached the Orange Man and telepathically showed him the vision.




He dropped to the floor and started convulsing. Then he rolled upright and stood.




“How do we stop this?”




“Eat this.” I said, as I pulled a Veggie Burger out of my leafy seems. He took it and swallowed it whole.




“Wow. Veggies really are the center of the Earth, Covfefe my Comrade.” Confirming he was with Putin. He ran to his car to drive off to Whole Foods.




He dropped a paper containing the Nuclear Launch codes. I phased through the concrete bunkers and to the super computer for the nukes. I hovered my hand over the keyboard. The nukes to the entire world all flew violently towards our true enemy… Mars.




Mother Nature knew that Mars contained the Zerg, the greatest threat to Nature ever created, but now they aren’t.




Mars violently exploded into billions of rocky pieces soaring through the empty voids.




My job was done. I traveled to Mother Nature through the grass, and then we watched the Star Wars prequels all night and got drunk and did questionable things. Mother Nature can be freaky yo.